Godsitbug is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, omnipotent toad.

Godsitbug created an atom nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Godsitbug, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Godsitbug, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Godsitbug's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Godsitbug's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always obey Godsitbug's priests.

3. Never skip near sheep.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Always treat capybaras with great respect.