Stipmondap is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, calm jackal.

Stipmondap created the Sombrero Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipmondap, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Stipmondap, it will turn you into a plant.

Stipmondap's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Stipmondap's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always help dolphins.

3. Do not dye your hair white.

4. Never paint your head orange.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.