Paksafmetven is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, merciful dog.

Paksafmetven created the Small Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Paksafmetven, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Paksafmetven, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Paksafmetven's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Paksafmetven's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about bananas.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Never paint your head green.

4. Never hurt eagles.

5. Do not drink alcohol.