Natmigsab is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, sapient scorpion.

Natmigsab created life four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Natmigsab, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Natmigsab, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Natmigsab's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Natmigsab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep five moths in a large pit.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not eat corn.