Nilltamquim is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, self-assured manatee.

Nilltamquim created humanity four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nilltamquim, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nilltamquim, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Nilltamquim's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Nilltamquim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare corn while filled with anger.

2. Never speak aloud of secrets.

3. Never touch water while tainted.

4. Never skip in the presence of rats.

5. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.