Zenomingess Fudarfbass Nelsomsig is a god.

It takes the form of a large, able warg.

Zenomingess Fudarfbass Nelsomsig created the planet Venus four years ago.

If you believe in Zenomingess Fudarfbass Nelsomsig, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Zenomingess Fudarfbass Nelsomsig, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Zenomingess Fudarfbass Nelsomsig's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Zenomingess Fudarfbass Nelsomsig's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never think about gravity near nematodes while wearing yellow tights and balancing nine tin spheres on your face.

5. You must never eat rice.