Dumgovcim is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, bad-tempered cat.

Dumgovcim created the Sol system two million years ago.

If you believe in Dumgovcim, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dumgovcim, it will make you grow a tail.

Dumgovcim's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Dumgovcim's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your hands with blue.

2. Dumgovcim must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not dye your hair violet.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.