Cissrenfarnbif is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, sapient pig.

Cissrenfarnbif created Mount Everest four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cissrenfarnbif, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cissrenfarnbif, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Cissrenfarnbif's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Cissrenfarnbif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare corn while wearing corsets.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not dye your hair orange.

5. Do not jump in public.