Yogontstan is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, deceitful walrus.

Yogontstan created parasitic wasps nine million years ago.

If you believe in Yogontstan, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yogontstan, she will remove you from existence.

Yogontstan's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Yogontstan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not resist chaos.

3. Never point your feet toward the south during prayer.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Feed all hungry grasshopers.