Sogbimrat is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, flying cat.

Sogbimrat created everything that exists four million years ago.

If you believe in Sogbimrat, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sogbimrat, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Sogbimrat's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Sogbimrat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill rats.

2. Never feed aubergines to manatees while wearing skirts.

3. Erect nine silver sculptures of Sogbimrat on top of important buildings.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not wear aluminium on your body.