Rotcabmisbodbuntam is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, dishonest mongoose.

Rotcabmisbodbuntam created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rotcabmisbodbuntam, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rotcabmisbodbuntam, it will laugh at you.

Rotcabmisbodbuntam's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Rotcabmisbodbuntam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never allow badgers to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Always look after injured dolphins.