Quamboggof is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, uncaring snake.

Quamboggof created an electron three million years ago.

If you believe in Quamboggof, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Quamboggof, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Quamboggof's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Quamboggof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never laugh near snails.

5. Worship no other gods but Quamboggof.