Budjigpan is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, almighty wren.

Budjigpan created the Sun nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Budjigpan, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Budjigpan, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Budjigpan's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Budjigpan's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow squirrels to sleep beneath your roof.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Learn five new languages a year.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.