Fetsityarl is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, loving otter.

Fetsityarl created the Virgo Supercluster four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fetsityarl, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fetsityarl, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Fetsityarl's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Fetsityarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt great tits.

2. Run away if nine sharks approach from the west.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not dye your hair purple.

5. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.