Nurfadwanveenbunsitpin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, witless lobster.

Nurfadwanveenbunsitpin created light nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurfadwanveenbunsitpin, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nurfadwanveenbunsitpin, it will destroy your home planet.

Nurfadwanveenbunsitpin's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Nurfadwanveenbunsitpin's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not kill sheep.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never sprint in the presence of tortoises.