Dutnarldub is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, all-powerful horse.

Dutnarldub created a down quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dutnarldub, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dutnarldub, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Dutnarldub's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Dutnarldub's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Dutnarldub.

2. Hide from cyan snails for they are unholy.

3. Never go into mauve rooms.

4. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

5. Pray towards the south.