Laptailtab is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, annoying warg.

Laptailtab created the Tadpole Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Laptailtab, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Laptailtab, it will try to impress you with trees.

Laptailtab's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Laptailtab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never look at asteroids.