Fombappib is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, impressive scorpion.

Fombappib created the Milkyway seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fombappib, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fombappib, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Fombappib's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Fombappib's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse water with water.

2. Do not prepare lemons while wearing shoes.

3. Always wear white.

4. Worship no other gods but Fombappib.

5. Do not dye your hair fawn.