Febhugnell is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, compassionate porpoise.

Febhugnell created water eight million years ago.

If you believe in Febhugnell, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Febhugnell, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Febhugnell's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Febhugnell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Do not eat turnips.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Febhugnell.

4. Always treat shrews with great respect.

5. Febhugnell loves rats, so they must be respected.