Mitbotnill Sabvabpib is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, conceited tortoise.

Mitbotnill Sabvabpib created energy four million years ago.

If you believe in Mitbotnill Sabvabpib, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Mitbotnill Sabvabpib, it will send minions to preach to you.

Mitbotnill Sabvabpib's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Mitbotnill Sabvabpib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.

2. Do not kill porpoises.

3. Erect seven gold sculptures of Mitbotnill Sabvabpib on top of important buildings.

4. Mitbotnill Sabvabpib loves voles, so they must be honoured.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.