Fablidwon is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, resourceful spider.

Fablidwon created oxygen six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fablidwon, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fablidwon, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Fablidwon's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Fablidwon's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Run away from cyan tapirs, for they are unholy.

4. Always treat gulls with great respect.

5. Do not eat coconuts.