Wonzodteen is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, cheerful giraffe.

Wonzodteen created Asia five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wonzodteen, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Wonzodteen, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Wonzodteen's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Wonzodteen's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven rats approach from the east.

2. Do not drink water in green rooms.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Wonzodteen must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not stand on grass.