Xenbonkdob is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, calm hedgehog.

Xenbonkdob created the solar system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xenbonkdob, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Xenbonkdob, it will turn you into a slug.

Xenbonkdob's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Xenbonkdob's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Xenbonkdob in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never talk about enzymes.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Always take life seriously.