Migabwig Stergessnell Godkikpag is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, contented sheep.

Migabwig Stergessnell Godkikpag created matter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Migabwig Stergessnell Godkikpag, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Migabwig Stergessnell Godkikpag, he will turn you into a sheep.

Migabwig Stergessnell Godkikpag's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Migabwig Stergessnell Godkikpag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never speak aloud of numbers.

3. Never wear black hats.

4. Never touch ash while unclean.

5. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.