Flabgadcedxen is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, competent whale.

Flabgadcedxen created energy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Flabgadcedxen, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Flabgadcedxen, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Flabgadcedxen's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Flabgadcedxen's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Flabgadcedxen's priests.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Flabgadcedxen.

5. Do not eat pineapples.