Gigsawdagfut is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, self-confident fish.

Gigsawdagfut created water four million years ago.

If you believe in Gigsawdagfut, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gigsawdagfut, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Gigsawdagfut's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Gigsawdagfut's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Ducks are not to be trusted.

3. Do not resist fate.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never write about ultrasonics.