Pogsugnel is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, prudent ferret.

Pogsugnel created Africa four years ago.

If you believe in Pogsugnel, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pogsugnel, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Pogsugnel's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Pogsugnel's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Do not wear platinum on your body.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pogsugnel.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Feed all hungry sharks.