Rulltarkan is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, weak fox.

Rulltarkan created life three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulltarkan, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Rulltarkan, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Rulltarkan's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Rulltarkan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Never sit in the presence of elders.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Put Rulltarkan first in all things.

5. Do not drink alcohol.