Lopkambop is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, calm fox.

Lopkambop created the planet Saturn three billion years ago.

If you believe in Lopkambop, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Lopkambop, it will turn you into a frog.

Lopkambop's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Lopkambop's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Lopkambop must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Lopkambop.

4. Lopkambop loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not wear silicon on your body.