Miszedflis is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, humorless scorpion.

Miszedflis created the Sol system nine million years ago.

If you believe in Miszedflis, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Miszedflis, she will manifest in front of you.

Miszedflis' most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Miszedflis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Never think about quantum gravity.

3. Always act with purity.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never allow mites to sleep beneath your roof.