Figyokstig is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, able goblin.

Figyokstig created the planet Earth two million years ago.

If you believe in Figyokstig, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Figyokstig, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Figyokstig's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Figyokstig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

2. Do not sprint at rivers.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.