Latjancar is a god.

It takes the form of a large, merciless eagle.

Latjancar created water six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Latjancar, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Latjancar, it will turn you into a plant.

Latjancar's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Latjancar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never travel toward the north during summer.

3. Never eat limes.

4. Do not place cherries upon stone.

5. Always remove trousers before touching nickel.