Cudrilbonk is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, effective crocodile.

Cudrilbonk created humanity six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cudrilbonk, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cudrilbonk, she will try to impress you with trees.

Cudrilbonk's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Cudrilbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always help voles in need.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.