Gomvonhin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, confident rat.

Gomvonhin created an atom nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gomvonhin, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gomvonhin, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Gomvonhin's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Gomvonhin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics.