Kensuggodgat is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, awe-inspiring donkey.

Kensuggodgat created humanity five million years ago.

If you believe in Kensuggodgat, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kensuggodgat, it will boil you in a big pot.

Kensuggodgat's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Kensuggodgat's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear corsets.

2. Learn nine new languages a year.

3. Always look after injured great tits.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not make images of living things.