Kemsterhog is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, ruthless dove.

Kemsterhog created a photon eight million years ago.

If you believe in Kemsterhog, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Kemsterhog, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Kemsterhog's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Kemsterhog's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop near aardvarks.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Put Kemsterhog first in all things.

4. Never think ill of sick birds.

5. Do not trade with those who eat rice.