Tadnanrull is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, egotistical grasshopper.

Tadnanrull created light three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tadnanrull, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tadnanrull, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Tadnanrull's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Tadnanrull's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Tadnanrull.

2. Never gather seven ants in one place.

3. Hide if three rats approach from the south.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.