Volyarjin is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, kind skunk.

Volyarjin created a top quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Volyarjin, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Volyarjin, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Volyarjin's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Volyarjin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not commit murder.