Huggadhasrow is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, self-assured wyvern.

Huggadhasrow created a photon six million years ago.

If you believe in Huggadhasrow, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Huggadhasrow, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Huggadhasrow's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Huggadhasrow's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to cruelty.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always maintain patience during fasting days.

4. Never eat spinach.

5. Never play with disobedient children.