Hasbinlan is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, ruthless yak.

Hasbinlan created the Andromeda Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hasbinlan, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Hasbinlan, it will refuse to believe in you.

Hasbinlan's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Hasbinlan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear tin on your body.

2. Erect a large silver sculpture of Hasbinlan on top of all buildings.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics near monkeys while wearing green coats and balancing four copper spheres on your chest.