Tiglighub is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, happy giraffe.

Tiglighub created the Virgo Supercluster twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tiglighub, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tiglighub, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Tiglighub's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Tiglighub's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six titanium sculptures of Tiglighub on top of important buildings.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not leap at crossroads.

4. Never think about electromagnetism near squirrels while wearing orange tights and balancing eight silver spheres on your head.

5. You must never eat strawberries.