Bonkbondim is a god.

It takes the form of a large, dishonourable scorpion.

Bonkbondim created vertebrates eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonkbondim, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bonkbondim, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Bonkbondim's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Bonkbondim's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about ultrasonics.

2. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.