Flammab is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, moody wasp.

Flammab created the planet Venus three billion years ago.

If you believe in Flammab, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Flammab, he will turn you into a worm.

Flammab's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Flammab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.

2. Never think about ultrasonics near grasshopers while wearing gray rings and balancing eight zinc spheres on your hands.

3. Erect a giant red sculpture of Flammab in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never feed lots of apples to monkeys while wearing turquoise hats.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.