Fidbablat Femlakmif is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, contented skunk.

Fidbablat Femlakmif created a quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fidbablat Femlakmif, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fidbablat Femlakmif, she will turn you into a snail.

Fidbablat Femlakmif's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Fidbablat Femlakmif's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never sing in the presence of elders.

4. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

5. Always wash your face before prayer.