Bassfliscud Kanhubgub is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, ill-tempered bird.

Bassfliscud Kanhubgub created Asia seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bassfliscud Kanhubgub, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Bassfliscud Kanhubgub, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bassfliscud Kanhubgub's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Bassfliscud Kanhubgub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always wear blue.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Never wear ear rings.