Pannelbess is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, self-assured bat.

Pannelbess created tapeworms twelve years ago.

If you believe in Pannelbess, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pannelbess, it will destroy your home planet.

Pannelbess' most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Pannelbess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Run away if six bats approach from the south.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
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