Padhap is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, contented badger.

Padhap created parasitic wasps seven million years ago.

If you believe in Padhap, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Padhap, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Padhap's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Padhap's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Padhap.

4. Worship no other gods but Padhap.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.