Jincamarpfas is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, almighty deer.

Jincamarpfas created time and space seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jincamarpfas, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Jincamarpfas, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Jincamarpfas' most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Jincamarpfas' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not drink alcohol.