Bonbissban is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, all-knowing wolf.

Bonbissban created the solar system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonbissban, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bonbissban, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Bonbissban's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Bonbissban's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never touch ash while blessed.

3. Always store peanuts above ground.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Bonbissban must be the most important thing in your life.