Sindobdit Lunkenfad is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, selfish dingo.

Sindobdit Lunkenfad created oxygen two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sindobdit Lunkenfad, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sindobdit Lunkenfad, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Sindobdit Lunkenfad's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Sindobdit Lunkenfad's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear skirts.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

5. Do not commit murder.