Jencimham is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, thoughtless squirrel.

Jencimham created the Cigar Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Jencimham, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Jencimham, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Jencimham's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Jencimham's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear indigo.

2. Do not speak about spinach.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Put Jencimham first in all things.