Liplabnig is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, confident clam.

Liplabnig created light eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Liplabnig, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Liplabnig, she will laugh at you.

Liplabnig's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Liplabnig's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never think about special relativity.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics near pigs while wearing white hats and balancing eight tin spheres on your head.

5. Do not travel during spring.