Negyartbus is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, annoying weasel.

Negyartbus created the Sun four million years ago.

If you believe in Negyartbus, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Negyartbus, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Negyartbus' most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Negyartbus' Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about garlic.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never think about dark matter.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Always help geese.