Yattgensab is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, fussy frog.

Yattgensab created an atom six billion years ago.

If you believe in Yattgensab, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Yattgensab, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Yattgensab's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Yattgensab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never think about quantum gravity near hamsters while wearing indigo shoes and balancing five nickel spheres on your arms.

4. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

5. Always wear yellow.