Fotstangeb is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, awesome mole.

Fotstangeb created water seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fotstangeb, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fotstangeb, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fotstangeb's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Fotstangeb's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with obedience.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

4. Never chant while facing south.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism.