Yimminnab is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, self-assured wasp.

Yimminnab created the Andromeda Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Yimminnab, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yimminnab, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Yimminnab's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Yimminnab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not prepare melons while wearing shorts.

3. Do not kill monkeys.

4. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Yimminnab in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always remove shoes before entering holy places.

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