Quillbinnartyam is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, sage dryad.

Quillbinnartyam created the Andromeda Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quillbinnartyam, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Quillbinnartyam, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Quillbinnartyam's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Quillbinnartyam's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt eagles.

2. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.

3. Do not keep nine birds in a large pit.

4. Never write about ultrasonics.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.