Bifbonkarp is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, stupid weasel.

Bifbonkarp created the Sunflower Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bifbonkarp, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bifbonkarp, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Bifbonkarp's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Bifbonkarp's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry cats.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not speak about coconuts.

4. Bifbonkarp loves whales, so they must be honoured.

5. Never go into orange rooms.