Padgethit is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, ruthless meerkat.

Padgethit created a Higgs boson nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Padgethit, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Padgethit, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Padgethit's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Padgethit's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather nine cats near wells.

2. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.

3. Never paint your back gray.

4. Never write about enzymes.

5. Do not kill snakes.