Bopbog is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, wise cow.

Bopbog created the universe four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bopbog, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bopbog, she will send minions to preach to you.

Bopbog's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Bopbog's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

3. Do not keep four tortoises in a large pit.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.