Fudzagrakbastsitqueeg is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, stupid dryad.

Fudzagrakbastsitqueeg created Europe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fudzagrakbastsitqueeg, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fudzagrakbastsitqueeg, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Fudzagrakbastsitqueeg's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Fudzagrakbastsitqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

3. Never talk about squirrels.

4. Do not speak about nuts.

5. Always treat cats with great respect.