Carnadzog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, ruthless lion.

Carnadzog created the Large Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Carnadzog, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Carnadzog, it will make you grow a tail.

Carnadzog's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Carnadzog's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never hop near dolphins.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Never talk about mice.