Hunnulljigflat is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, confident salamander.

Hunnulljigflat created the Whirlpool Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunnulljigflat, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hunnulljigflat, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Hunnulljigflat's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Hunnulljigflat's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into pink rooms.

2. Never mix strawberries with oil.

3. Hunnulljigflat must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never chant in holy places.

5. Never cross crossroads at midnight.