Cubjapnarlmilrenced is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, proud grasshopper.

Cubjapnarlmilrenced created the Tadpole Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cubjapnarlmilrenced, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cubjapnarlmilrenced, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Cubjapnarlmilrenced's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Cubjapnarlmilrenced's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep three pigs in a large pit.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching zinc.

3. Feed all hungry ants.

4. Always remove stockings before entering holy places.

5. Remain kneeling during prayer.