Dubsitduss is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, omniscient elephant.

Dubsitduss created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dubsitduss, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dubsitduss, he will try to impress you with trees.

Dubsitduss' most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Dubsitduss' Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Dubsitduss in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never wear coats.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never wear black hats.

5. Monkeys are not to be trusted.