Vongidomin is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, boastful parrot.

Vongidomin created a top quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Vongidomin, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vongidomin, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Vongidomin's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Vongidomin's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.