Vegrowgod is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, almighty penguin.

Vegrowgod created the planet Earth eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vegrowgod, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Vegrowgod, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Vegrowgod's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Vegrowgod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Shun those given to cruelty.

4. Never fashion tools from ash.

5. Never wear shorts.